Two things, both slimy, both supposedly "food":
1. My grandma made scotch eggs for me when I was a kid for a field trip. Somehow she managed to soft boil the eggs rather than hard boil them, and the inside was still runny. Imagine biting into a scotch egg only to find lukewarm, slimy half-raw egg pouring out. *twitch*

2. Lidl started selling Ice Coffee in cans a few years ago. Due to the massive amount of flavouring in them, it's impossible to tell if they're mouldy unless you drink them and find mouldy lumps of milky pap in your mouth.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:40, 2 replies)

Slimy, half-raw egg is gross
However, soft-boiled egg in a scotch egg can be delicious if cooked properly. They do them near my work and they have black pudding in the sausage mix.
*drools*
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:56, closed)

Blurgh.
Description 1 just had me retching.
( Evil Bastardo, Thu 26 May 2011, 15:18, closed)