
Pinckas Ben Nochkan says: Tell us tales of student kitchen disasters and stories of dining decadence. B3ta Mods say: "Minge" does not a funny answer make
( , Thu 26 May 2011, 14:09)
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I was cycling my flatmate's bike down the pavement, like some kind of 22-year-old cunt.
Aha, a dogshit on the pavement!
I cycled at it full pelt, only for the said piece of excrement to be flung up by the front wheel and straight into my kisser.
I cycled on the road from then onwards. And recommended my flatmate got mudguards.
( , Thu 26 May 2011, 17:10, 1 reply)
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