
Pinckas Ben Nochkan says: Tell us tales of student kitchen disasters and stories of dining decadence. B3ta Mods say: "Minge" does not a funny answer make
( , Thu 26 May 2011, 14:09)
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At a friends party, he served up these little dishes of ice cream. After all of us had finished eating he announced "Congratulations, you've now all had some of my wife's breast milk." Turns out he'd made it using one of the bottles she'd pre-made.
Up until that point it had tasted alright.
( , Fri 27 May 2011, 10:20, 4 replies)

( , Fri 27 May 2011, 10:29, closed)

I just assumed that he'd decided to only go for a small tub of ice-cream. No cherries as I recall. They didn't even wobble.
( , Fri 27 May 2011, 10:31, closed)

technically it was then ok to help yourself to some more?
( , Fri 27 May 2011, 10:59, closed)

...I'd get the wet boke. The next time you have him round for dinner bake your spunk* into a meringue. That'll learn him.
*may take weeks of planning, depending on spooge quantity and availability
( , Fri 27 May 2011, 12:05, closed)
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