We have a poster in the office
The Viking Laws

Be Brave and Aggressive

Be Direct

Grab all opportunities

Using varying methods of attack

Be versatile and Agile

Attack one target at a time

Don't Plan everything in detail

Use top Quality weapons

Be prepared

Keep weapons in good condition

Keep in Shape

Find Good fighting comrades

Agree on important points

Choose one chief

Be a good merchant

Find out what the market needs

Don't make promises that you cant keep

Don't demand overpayment

Arrange things so that you can return.

Keep the camp in order

Keep things tidy and organized

Arrange enjoyable activities which strengthen the group.

Make sure everyone does useful work.

Consult all members of the group for advice
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:40, 4 replies)

Shit.
I didn't realise "viking" translated as "dreary bureaucrat"
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:46, closed)

Fucking hell
You'd struggle to get all that on a tattoo.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 27 May 2011, 15:21, closed)

Ha. You must have a tiny penis.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:36, closed)

do you have to wear the pointy hats?

(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:33, closed)

I happen to be wearing a T-Shirt with the laws on it.
Bought by my other half in Oslo -- I daren't wear it in Scandinavia though.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:23, closed)