
Pinckas Ben Nochkan says: Tell us tales of student kitchen disasters and stories of dining decadence. B3ta Mods say: "Minge" does not a funny answer make
( , Thu 26 May 2011, 14:09)
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I'm going to ignore the rules, because I'm a maverick (and because I would never have an answer anyway).
One of the worst things I've ever eaten has to be pigeon. Twas Christmas of a few years back, and myself and the girlfriend's family were down in Arundel at a fancy hotel. All meals were included in the price, with some really nice stuff on offer. The meals were the conventional 'here's a list of mains/ starters/ desserts, pick one' affair, and lacking many options I'd consider for a starter, I picked out pigeon.
Now I was hoping for something decent, after all - it's meat. But the chefs scored an own goal right at the beginning by serving the bloody thing luke-warm. There is something between my tastebuds and my brain that goes 'luke-warm food, it must have been sitting out' and so every single mouthful made me retch.
It's a shame too, it looked delicious. I was tempted to flag the waiter down and ask him to bung it in the microwave for a minute or two.
( , Sat 28 May 2011, 3:30, 4 replies)

The meat was stodgy and grey and had pellets in. I wasn't keen.
( , Sat 28 May 2011, 7:23, closed)

Squab pigeon is one of the best bird meats i've ever tried. I suppose preparation makes as much (if not more) difference than the meal itself.
( , Sat 28 May 2011, 16:18, closed)

If it had been a little hotter, it probably would have tasted great. You've got me intrigued though, I'm always looking for new dead animals to eat.
( , Sat 28 May 2011, 16:24, closed)
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