Bacon Flavored Jellybeans
Truly the most horrible tasting item I have eaten is bacon flavored jellybeans. Upon opening the tin, I was assaulted by a sinister stench. I ignored this and tried one anyway. It tasted like burnt grease and medicine. I amused myself by offering them to friends and watching their horrified reactions. I wish I has read the Amazon reviews before trying one.
(evil_penguin_17 Robots of Doom... Attack!, Sat 28 May 2011, 7:14, 3 replies)

Ha ha!
'A very mixed reaction. It's like having the rotting corpse of a cherished one brought back to life.'
(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Sat 28 May 2011, 8:59, closed)

I am
saddened by this. It's such a lovely idea. But it sounds awful :-(
(Robin of the Hood isn't into the whole brevity thing, Sat 28 May 2011, 12:06, closed)

Awful doesn't even begin to cover it.
The only thing I have eaten that came close was Stonewall's Jerquee. I bought it because I wondered what vegetarian jerky would taste like.
It smelled like dog food and tasted worse. At the time I bought it there was an ant infestation in our office. The ants avoided the trash can I dumped it in.
(evil_penguin_17 Robots of Doom... Attack!, Sat 28 May 2011, 22:42, closed)