I was calling the person worried about germs an idiot.
But now I'm calling you an idiot for not being able to read a straightforward conversation, not knowing where to put the punctuation in a basic sentence, and having an interest in the fucking "chill chain".
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 May 2011, 7:41, 2 replies)

Ooh, hark at Mr Oxford comma picking holes in other people's punctuation

( SteamedCleaner, Sun 29 May 2011, 17:52, closed)

That's Dr. Oxford comma, thanks.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 May 2011, 18:51, closed)

points
punctuation: Where it matters, I employ others to sort this for me.
Chill chain: You can be as scathing as you like. I just hope I never, ever have the misfortune to go anywhere near any food you have prepared.
conversation thread: I read this more than once - it may be obvious to you but it is 'actually' not clear.
You: take your middle class attitudes and ideals and stuff them right up your pompous arse.
Sous vide: Its still shit.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Sun 29 May 2011, 19:37, closed)

Don't worry, petal. You never will.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 May 2011, 11:33, closed)