You are what you eat
Food is many things- sometimes it just keeps us going, sometimes its wonderful, sometimes its about the memories, and it doesn't matter what you eat.

One Christmas, our hall of residence decided to put on a Christmas party. Oh, what a day. We all had to put in our £5 if we wanted to take part, and on the day in question, the whole hall was abuzz with preparation of food, happy students, and slowly cooling alcohol.

We'd hired out the student union, and set up a big table, and I hadn't seen such a big spread in all my life, outside of a family dinner at any rate. There was so much gravy, we had to nick pint glasses from behind the bar to make sure nothing went to waste.

It doesn't matter what we ate that day, or how much, or how it tasted. What I will remember is one of the best days of uni I've ever seen, when we all just sat down and ate together. It wasn't complicated, it was just friends, all sitting down to have a meal. And it was brilliant.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:42, 6 replies)

the statement was you are what you eat
so by eating mrs fluffybunnykiller in to seventhe heaven and giving my self the tongue cramps for a week does this make me
a ) a cunt
b ) b total mimsi
c ) a lesbian
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:26, closed)

It means whatever you want it to.
In the case of my story, it meant memories. That's all we are when all is said and done, right?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:35, closed)

I don't think anyone cares...
...as long as we get to watch.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:59, closed)

A similar experience
Can be had by having Christmas at a homeless shelter...only more people would have showered.
(Bushcricket, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:34, closed)

You mean I didn't have to waste £10K at uni?
Shit!!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:18, closed)

company
Is definitely my favourite condiment.

Except gravy, which is apparently a 'hot sauce'.
( the dalai farmer always likes tea, but especially on, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 1:23, closed)