just say you'll eat before you go and not to worry about cooking

( Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:21, 2 replies)

The invite was specifically for Sunday Lunch
but yeah, I'll pretty much be trying something like that. I'll claim I've been invited to my parents for lunch but would love to go round after.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:24, closed)

i dont think they actualy worry about cooking if you read the wordage
how ever simply tell them that as lovely as there are you cant eat with hippercrits ie people who spout on about not eating meat one moment then franticly stuff cock in there mouthes the next however by the simple expediant of colouring your cock green to look like a cucumberruhmba she can satisfy her meat free cock cravings and you wont give a flying tampon about any of it if she noshes down on your manstick
may not work if you are of the femail types in which case simply take chocolate and a double ended meat free dildo and web cam for eveidence
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:11, closed)