Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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One of these will fit almost any criticism, attack or slagging you may get..For a plain dissing:
- Yeah, but I'm prettier than you.
If someone says something Totally bone:
- Are you missing a chromasome or something?
Someone taking the piss:
- You're about as funny as a rectal prolapse.
Only one of those has ever got me asked to leave a room...
Edit: Overheard bloke on train home last night, talking into mobile, saying "No, I'm on a camel crossing the bleeding sahara..." :)
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Grouch would quite like his clients to stop being numptys, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:27,
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