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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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One day I was sitting at a traffic light...
This light is at the end of an exit not only for one of my Uni's parking lots, but for the large, regional post office as well. At this light there is a large, quite obvious sign that says "No Turn on Red." So I wait and wait for the light to turn green, when this fat bitch comes up behind me, yammering away on a cell phone. She hits her horn. I look in my mirror and she's making a "WTF?!" Gesture.

"What the hell?" I think to myself as she hits the horn a few more times. Then, in a gesture of rage, she leans out the window and says "YOU CAN TURN DUMBASS!" To which I cooly raise my hand, point to the sign and yell back "AND YOU SHOULD LEARN TO READ, CUNT!"

That shut her up.
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:28, Reply)

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