b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Best Comebacks » Post 8564 | Search
This is a question Best Comebacks

At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
Pages: Latest, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, ... 1

« Go Back

I usually go for something offensive
There's been so many that I've used that have shut people up (telling an ex "I'd tell you to shove it up your arse but you already did that" was a goodun) but I think the winner was

"You're only upset because I've seen your mother naked"

which lead to someone being lost for words whilst foaming at the mouth!
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:33, Reply)

« Go Back

Pages: Latest, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, ... 1