Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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when i was at readingfestival a few years ago i was sitting round a campfire with my mates and some complete twunt who i immediately hated and just so happened to be camping near us. he was telling us about how he was doing a pharmaceutical degree and how he was going to be much richer than us when he left uni.
him: "when i leave i'm going to be earning £60,000 a year."
me: "doing what? working at the dispensary in boots?"
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krang, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:46,
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