
At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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and when I was on placement, we had gone out for our Christmas lunch (yet another snotty boss). I got a bit drunk and he was hinting that maybe I should go back to the office.
His line was: "You know the door`s over there", and pointed.
To which I replied: "Why? are you going somewhere, Brendan?"
He was very kind and made me stand over the photocopier the rest of the afternoon, drunkenly photocopying.
Cunt.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:47, Reply)
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