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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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At dinner in college once
I was having customary trouble articulating a joke. My friend commented, 'Keep trying, you'll make a joke'. I remain very proud of my lightning-fast retort: 'What, like your parents did?'
(DoctorJ last upset some twat who doesn't like swearing on, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 15:37, Reply)

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