
At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Whilst sitting outside a boozer in London with a couple of mate's the other summer we were approached by a tramp who, to be fair to him had decided that normal begging practises weren't earning him enough money for a can of Special Brew, approached us with this little ditty "come on guys give it a try, give some money to a homeless guy" to which one of my mates turned round and said "fuck off mate, you're wedged up"
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 15:42, Reply)
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