Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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AdoptionOne of my best mates repeatedly calls me fat (mainly cos he's an 8 stone streak of piss). He's also adopted.
At a gig:
Him: "You really are a fat useless bastard"
Me: "At least I've got a mum"
Him: *sob*
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Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 15:49,
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