Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Drunk and Disorderly on the M1A good mate of mine got in a complete state whilst at uni. and found himself wandering down the side of the M1 in the early hours with a pint glass in hand. Of course the old bill turned up and asked:
"Why shouldn't we arrest you for being drunk and disorderly ?"
- "Er.. because I'm only being drunk and lost"
Cheeky swine managed to get a lift home too.
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 15:57, Reply)
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