Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Not quite a comeback to an insult, but anyway...I was absolutely shitfaced on a night out with a girlfriend and some friends. Anyway, I was sprawled out on a chair barely able to move and pretty much oblivious to everything, while my girlfriend was having a conversation with one of my friends. At some stage I reached up and , accidently I hasten to add, knocked over a pint of Guinness, covering my girlfriend.
"You just spilt a pint of beer over me, you bastard!" she screamed.
"Actually," said I, "it was stout".
Quite a bit of apologizing to do in the morning.
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 16:05, Reply)
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