Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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CopsAfter a night out at the union and then a curry afterwards, me and a couple of mates were walking home through the city centre of wolverhampton at about 3am. a cop car stopped and asked what we were up to. i took umbrage at this since there were other people milling about home as it wasn't that late (i was young then) and we weren't doing anything suspicious so i replied 'we've just murdered that girl and we're off home now'. somehow, i didn't spend a night in a cell. they called me a smart arse and let us go on our way.
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 16:17, Reply)
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