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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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2 here..
.I was walking about round Belfast(aka Chav Central)when this chav shouted over 'Get yer tits out" to which I shouted "Why, yours are bigger!" Never seen a chav's pride go from 100 to 1 in 3 seconds...
.Was waiting for a bus when my ex toddled over. My mate Saz thought "Oooo, great, lets taunt Anna!" and says loudly "Anna, lets talk about you and Kirk (ex)!"
"I have a better idea Saz, lets talk about oyu and ah, no one!" We don't talk any more....
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 16:34, Reply)

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