
At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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I don't have many, but
I had just stepped into an elevator after a smoke break. An older man was also in the elevator.
Older man: You know dear that smoking is a health hazard.
Me: So is giving unsolicitered advice to strangers.
*cue much evil glaring*
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 17:13, Reply)
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