
At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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This one turned up when I was talking to some snotty girl at school.
"Hmph. Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit."
"Diarrhea is the loosest form of shit. What's your point?"
That shut her up - no idea where it came from.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 18:01, Reply)
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