Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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She'll go far...My niece (bless her cotton socks) was once asked, "Would you go out with me sometime?", by a guy far too old for her.
She replied, "Sorry, I'm washing my hair."
Presumably, he was a bit thick, because he followed up with a puzzled, "But I didn't say when."
She was forced to slay him with, "Look, I think you've missed the point!"
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 18:05, Reply)
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