Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Come backWhen i used to work in a school i spent my time permanatly surrounded by chavs and alike.
One joyus morning in the middle of a teaching session, the highly amusing "puff" was uttered under a cough. I carfuly put down what i was doing, turned, pointed at the lad in question and said "Shut up. Your mum still owes my dog fuck money."
It would have been quite good had his mother not been a school govenor and made a formal complaint about my conduct. Other choice remarks i heard made by members of staff included
"I hope you practice safe sex, 'cos i'd hate to have your DNA poluting the gene pool"
"Ha Ha. Very funny. Come back when your bollocks have dropped and i might take you seriously"
"You're a mavel to Physics... You're so dence I'm supprised light doesn't bend round you"
"Peodaphilia is too good for some of you"
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 18:08, Reply)
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