Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Longish storyWe got a new filing cabinet at work (thrilling, I know), and Ben (the copy boy) said "We should put a plant on top of that."
Anne, a woman with a low opinion of Ben retorted with "We should put you [Ben] on top of it."
Quick as a flash, I came back with "He said a plant, not a vegetable."
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 18:12, Reply)
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