
At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Used to work in a drawing office a few years back, which was OK except that I never really saw eye-to-eye with a guy in the estimating department next door; always struck me as too much of a cocky bastard.
The day came when I was doing the rounds, saying a last TTFN to all and sundry before I made a bolt for the door and a better salary.
I saved the best for last; I sidled up to the aforementioned beancounter, shook him warmly by the
The feeling of absolute glee as I let the door click shut on his speechless fizzog behind me was priceless.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 18:15, Reply)
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