
At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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I burped and I say 'pardon'
My mother says 'you don't pardon pigs, you shoot them'
Then I say 'you don't give monkeys guns'
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 18:50, Reply)
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