
At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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My almost-friend Dave, who I can't stand, said that there were not 2 girls in our PE group but 3, as Sunil (obviously a boy) had just joined the group.
My obvious response was "Oooh, ho ho ho ha ha ho ha ha, that's so funny...when you're nine!"
Cue much laughter from my friends and a downhearted response of "...shut up, Chick" from Dave.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 18:52, Reply)
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