Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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He fought the lawA friend was stopped for swaying in a police-irritatingly drunk fashion. 'Are you carrying any controlled substances?' asked the PC.
'No cunts on me, drugstable,' he leered back.
This doesn't really belong in the uncomebackable file, as he was immediately dragged off down the cop shop. Though maybe it does, because when he was found to be clean, they gave him a lift back and, when they stopped en route, he nicked a helmet from the back seat of the van without being noticed. Which policeman would dare report being done by a smartarse?
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 19:06, Reply)
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