Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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"Your Mum" was great but I came up with a comeback!It all happened in the golden age of when the phrase "Your Mum!" was the ultimate bad ass thing to say to people. Anyway there was a bunch of us in the dining hall queue and this kid was being really annoying and kept barging us and calling us names. So I told him to "fucking stop!" and he said...
"Your mum!"
Now I new this kid's mum had died recently so... I decided to reply
"At least I've got one!"
Everyone went silent. He started to cry. But at least it shut the little bugger up. Woo!
(I know I posted pretty much the same message last week but this time it actually matches the question!)
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 19:14, Reply)
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