Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Picture the scene:A fat woman getting on a bus;
Myself and two others, waiting to get off;
Woman: Can I get past you?
My mate Dexter: Maybe if you lost some weight, you lardy bitch.
The sheer hilarity of jumping off the bus and laughing as it drives off, while she was still standing in the middle of the aisle, shocked, was a sight I'll never forget.
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 19:32, Reply)
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