Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Last nightmy mate (who shall we say is carrying a little holiday weight) was being particulary rude to a girl i know in the pub. He pointed at her jubblies and began to speak - obviously about to speel another drunken insult. Before he got 2 words out she turns to him and says
"Yes, there called breasts - you have them too."
I pissed myself and my mate couldnt say another word.
well I guess you had to be there
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 20:01, Reply)
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