Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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giving a liftA friend of mine and I gave a lift to two girls who were a friend of my brother. They were a bit thick, proto-chavs of their time (this was a good 12 years ago).
As we drive to Harlow Old Town one of them says, "Can you smell my feet?". Quick as a flash and without thinking I say "I thought that was your fanny". No idea why, totally out of character.
Her and her friend look at each other with a "whaaa?" look and my friend tries desperately not to crack up.
Still no idea what came over me.
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 20:10, Reply)
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