Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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First question ive actually had an answer too :)Sitting on a grassy hill near my school recently with a bunch of friends recently and most importantly to the story, my reasonably recent ex-girlfriend whom in general I still get on with but this day she had been going out of her way to annoy me (she told me this later). Anyway after a series of stupid insults coming back and forth she finally spouted
"you can go and suck dick"
To which I came out with the reply
"yeah, better then you can"
Needless to say I havnt talked to her in the last four days since this incident. It was worth it though.
p.s. sorry for language.
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 20:54, Reply)
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