Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Not mine Mk2My brother and his best friend got the living shit kicked out of them by some gypsy scum when they were only about 14. When they were recounting the incident to both sets of parents my brother said "They just ran over and shouted 'what did you call my mate...?'" to which my brothers friends Dad chipped in "I hope you said 'I called him Cuntface!'"
Completely true.
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moonjam, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 21:19,
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