Ah, Harry Hill - That reminds me!
I bought some tickets to see Harry Hill at the Paladium about 6 years ago to impress some bird I'd just started seeing.
Anyway, nerves got the better of me, and I got completely bladdered before we went in to see him. I could barely see the stage, let alone make coherent sense of what he was saying, so was laughing at everything the comic genius said.
Unfortunately it all went quiet at one point, which I found hilarious and quite rightly pissed myself laughing.
Harry wandered up to the front of the stage, pointed at me and said 'You - Yes you sir, you there.... Are you just out of Prison?!' Audience erupts with laughter.
I shut up after that. Never saw the bird again either....
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 21:30, Reply)