Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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In the 5th form at school...I was pissing around in the corridor, repeatedly pinging the school bell, which was quite high up on the wall.
After a while a balding, elbow-patched teacher came out of a nearby classroom and started yelling
"You, boy! Stop that! You should know better at your age.
You don't see the first years doing that do you?"
to which I replied, completely deadpan,
"No Sir... the first years can't reach it."
Clearly outwitted and humiliated, he went back into his classroom.
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 22:37, Reply)
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