Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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comebacks...I work on the phone's for a major mortgage lender and some customer was getting really arsey over nothing shouting and screaming so in my politist voice i asked 'Do you know who you're talking to?
'No' puzzled customer 'Why?'
'Because I know where you live, now Fuck off!'.
and I hung up.
Another one is when someone asks to borrow something the reply,
'And would you like fries with that?'
if anyones posted Winston Churchills classic then i apologise but this is the best ever,
some woman went up to Old Winston at a party once and said 'Sir you are drunk'
Winston looked her in the eye and replied, 'Madam you are ugly, i shall be sober in the morning'
No wonder we won the second world war!! sheer class.
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 22:53, Reply)
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