Best Comebacks
At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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on the subject...
My folks were away so my best mate stayed over at mine for two weeks of drinking,smoking and attempting to pull birds, we had lots of success at the former but none of the latter 9we were 17) anyway we had a party and a few mates round, walking to the off licence one of our ex mates who i shall call Craig (for that is his name,and because his dad was a dead end no hoper shit shoveller at the local farm, he ended up with the nickname sheepy...) was ripping the piss out of everyone and everything,until my mate Jamie turns round and just says 'But you shag sheep don't you?'
Craig just turned and ran off home. Point proved I think!
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 23:15, Reply)
My folks were away so my best mate stayed over at mine for two weeks of drinking,smoking and attempting to pull birds, we had lots of success at the former but none of the latter 9we were 17) anyway we had a party and a few mates round, walking to the off licence one of our ex mates who i shall call Craig (for that is his name,and because his dad was a dead end no hoper shit shoveller at the local farm, he ended up with the nickname sheepy...) was ripping the piss out of everyone and everything,until my mate Jamie turns round and just says 'But you shag sheep don't you?'
Craig just turned and ran off home. Point proved I think!
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 23:15, Reply)
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