I always liked....
.....The only reason there's no incest in your family is cause your mum can run faster than your grandad.....

or

....if you had half a brain you'd be dangerous...

or

.....ahh, timeshare brain cell eh?......

or

.....don't worry love, my mum used to dress me too.....


(have used these too)

Mary
(mary magdalen, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 23:57, Reply)