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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Front row of a comedy gig
Compere is struggling a little bit, telling us his history and says, "Did any of you see me when I performed as Mr Angry?".

Quick as a first fuck, my mate shouts back, "No, but I think I bought an ice-cream off you when you were Mr. Whippy."

Biggest laugh of the night.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 0:49, Reply)

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