Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Back when me and my brother were younger, he was alwaysknown as the "slow" twin, and I was the supersmart "twin". We were about 18, and my brother who is extremely quick witted was asking me if I knew what "loquacious" meant. At the time, I didn't know so all night twin is getting drunker and yelling "Sue doesn't know what loquacious means" to all and sundry in the pub. After a couple of hours of this (and my smirking, drunken family not telling me) I yelled "I may not know what it means but I bet I can fucking spell it" and proceeded to spell it correctly. Twin went white, mum laughed so hard her false teeth nearly fell out and I got a round of applause from the bar.
Got bought a few beers for that one.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 1:42,
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