Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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this one probably doesn't countas i only thought it and didn't have the courage to say it out loud...
Not being many seats on the bus, a mother thought it a good idea to have her obnoxiously loud child sit next to me. After some wailing she looked embarrassed and said sorry to me. I immediately considered saying
"That's ok, in fact it's quite arousing" - really would have guaranteed my own double-seat but I thought better of it and just grimaced instead.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 8:03, Reply)
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