Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Me and My Mate Russ Were Discussing His New Haircut. . .Me "You look a blond Gareth Gates"
Russ "Really? Well I've fucked your mum"
Me "My mum's dead"
Russ "I know, I'm the cancer that ripped through her body"
Stunning, and all the more effective as he didn't know my mum is still really alive
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 10:44, Reply)
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