We had a team event
and after the first day I expressed my opinion that we hadn't shared things, I felt excluded from the group etc.
Following day, charging aimlessly and pointlessly around the woods in the Lakes, a guy turns to me and says

"Are you feeling better about beinbg involved today ?"

My positive, caring sharing response ?

"Make another fool comment like that, and I'll rip your head off, shove it up your arse, and bury your carcass where it won't be found for a thousand years" (Hey I was tired, and in a bad mood ok ?)

My assessment oddly majored on negativity. Errm "Not a team player" (durrr)
(The real vlad the impala, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 11:13, Reply)