Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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On sharing a can of coke with a friendI'm driving the car and he's in the passnger seat.
AT the traffic lights, I had had a big mouthful of coke and he was hinting that it was his turn.
He gets the can and starts wiping the top around the hole with a hanky.
"What are you doing?" I ask.
"I'm wiping the top so I don't get any of your germs," he replies.
"I haven't got aids you know," I respond
He takes a big mouthful and shrugs his shoulders.
"But I did just give a dog a blow job," I add.
Cue vast amounts of coke being sprayed onto windscreen.
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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 11:15,
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