Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Touche!I'll start by saying that i'm not the wittiest person in the world, so this is blatanty lifted from Ice Cube's "Friday".
Having (and being a bloke) had long hair for several years i'm used to having dumb comments thrown my way. Normally its the usual "get yer hair cut", to which the standard response is "yeah, never heard that before".
Luckily the last time it happened the offender was a big fat ugly bitch - as i had watched friday only the night before, quick as you like i replied
"yeah, good one, now why dont you fuck off down the street and grab a sandwich or something, I know you're hungry"
She didnt say anything else, so i assume it had the desired effect.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 13:15, Reply)
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