Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Cold Callers Part 2.Some of my favourites:
#1:
Them: "May I speak to Mr. [insert name here]"
Me: "Yeah if you want."
[long silence].
Me: "Is there anything else I can help you with, or was that it?"
#2:
Them: "May I speak to Mr. [insert name here]"
Me: "No. You may not... well, you can, but don't expect an answer."
Them: "Excuse me?"
Me: "He's a deaf-mute."
Last line can be substituted for "He's dead." though I've not done that one my self.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 13:24, Reply)
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