Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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touche part deuxanother one from a film - cheech and chong's "Still Smokin" not one i've had a chance to use yet. This can be used in any situation when being given shit by a younger person:
just say "you'd better show me some more respect, I could be your dad you know"
To which hopefully they will reply
"you could be my dad?" and then start to laugh at you, in which case you can then say
"sure, i used to fuck buffalo".
One of my pesonal bests what used when being accused of being gay by some little scally on the bus. My retort was
"i'm not gay you little turd. Don't believe me? Just ask your mum, she'll tell you.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 13:37, Reply)
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